Hey there.










You.






I've got The Most Fucken Thing to show you



Because I Know What You're Thinking
RIght
Fucking
NOW

You're Thinking:

oh dear spiders.neocities.org,
(That's This Site Btw)
i just wish The ScreenWriter
(That's Yours Truly)
from the very cool spiders.neocities.org lore that absolutely all of us know
and isn't actually three lines long. at all.

gave us the most awesome thing of all...
...
...
...
...
...a draggable image featuring a cat.



Well,

Dear Viewer,


Do


I


Have


Some


News For You!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We, The Fantastic People At
spiders.neocities.org
Have Come Up With The Most Revolutionary
Most Excellent
Awesomest CODE


THAT I aaaabsolutely DIDN'T STEAL FROM W3SCHOOLS.COM

To Offer You Exactly What You Want


Just Scroll Down

















Almost There

















Here We Fucking Are... Drag It Around. There Are No Surprises Here.

A secret, fucked up cat. It's placed under the other image.
Main image: A person hugging a cat.












It Doesn't Move In Mobile Btw So If You're Using A Phone-Esque Thing, Well, You've Been Pranked. I Am The Most Sorry ever i just fucking realized that:( At Least You Get A Cat:)

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